Beneath The Outer Shell

WOW!

did you feel that?

that was a really weird sensation!

everything around us has changed!

look around!

look at the date on that newspaper!

it's November...in 1955? HOLY CRAP!

look at the movie that's playing at the theatre...it's The Seven Year Itch, starring Marilyn Monroe!

and those cars! WOW! simply unreal!

and do ya hear that? is that Mr. Sandman playing on the radio? amazing!

here we are...it's 1955...let's talk about women and their place in this world.

a woman cannot be a doctor...for she has dishes to wash! a woman cannot be a lawyer...for she has to cook for her husband! a woman cannot be an astronaut...for she has kids to raise! let's be realistic here, ok? GEEESH! we all know quite well that women are NOT as equal as men.

you DO know that women are not as strong or as intelligent as men, don't you? hell, it's been scientifically proven by that Freud guy! a woman has only one place in this world...and that's the kitchen, in her home, with her kids, and pleasing her husband as needed. PERIOD! that's the way things are, always have been, and always will be.

damn, i mean women are lucky to even have the right to vote! i STILL don't understand why we caved on that one!

and that reminds me...a woman woke up the other day, (because it was time for her to get up and cook for her kids and husband) walked in the bathroom, looked in the mirror deep into her own eyes, and thought to herself..."i want to have a family and be President of the United States of America."

Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha!

now THAT'S a good joke! i mean...what a punchline! i'll have to remember that one!

i can't stop laughing...our BEST presidents, which have only been men of course, have had to balance a family and be the leader of the Free World at the same time.

and the nerve...to even think that a woman can have a family AND be President of the United States of America?

Ahahahahahahahaha! that's the funniest thing i've ever heard in my entire life!

hell...i must be dreaming!