Showing posts with label Harry Potter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harry Potter. Show all posts
Friday, July 20, 2007
Geeky Potter And Death Of Puberty
so working at a hip costume shop has it's upsides...and downsides.thanks to the final Harry Potter waste of trees in hardback coming to bookshelves in less than a half hour (eastern time), i get a lot of people at work who walk in and want Harry Potter hats, Harry Potter glasses, Harry Potter magic wands, Harry Potter ties, and Harry Potter bowel movements.
i love my job and i love the customers. but these special edition Harry Potter geekazoids walk in and tell you they wanna dress up like: Sirius, Regulus, Rubeus, and Morpheus...ohh wait, that's "The Matrix"...pardon me, i forgot my puberty at the door.
these people are not regular people...see, they EXPECT you to know EVERY character in EVERY book.
and when, today for example, an obnoxious woman produces a picture of what appeared to be a scruffy homeless man i used to see walking around in Waikiki...i was at a lost for words when she noticed my blank look and said, "It's Sirius!". hmmmm, okay...well, i know it's serious! the homeless in America is a serious problem if ya ask me!
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Thursday, June 21, 2007
Hmmm...Just How Tempted Are you???
okay, i found this to be quite funny...but many people will NOT find it funny, so i will make it so you have to actually try in order to make yourself mad...i was reading the Drudge Report and i noticed a story about a hacker by the name of "Gabriel" who apparently hacked into a computer at London-based Bloomsbury Publishing Plc and found the entire book of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...and so he posted the spoilers online. here is JUST the story WITHOUT spoilers (trust me) and below is the actual text from the website insecure.org where the complete ending to the 7th and final Harry Potter book is supposedly listed. i went ahead and posted the actual spoilers below, but to see it, you'll have to actually highlight the text for yourself. if you're getting nervous, you better stop reading now. i'm not one for spoiling anything, and personally, i do not believe these spoilers are true, but just for the hell of it i went ahead and posted it here encrypted into the background so i can look back on July 21st when the book is released and see if "Gabriel" was right or if he was full of BS, which i presume...but the excitement and drama involved is pretty damn exciting and just plain funny. remember, the spoilers are below, but the story i linked to in this text is JUST the story i got from Drudge Report and doesn't have spoilers.
if you read this blog on a feed where the page is white and the text is dark, then stop reading now!
Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron. Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.
Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die. (boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!). The end.
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron. Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.
Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die. (boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!). The end.
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