Thursday, June 21, 2007
Hmmm...Just How Tempted Are you???
okay, i found this to be quite funny...but many people will NOT find it funny, so i will make it so you have to actually try in order to make yourself mad...i was reading the Drudge Report and i noticed a story about a hacker by the name of "Gabriel" who apparently hacked into a computer at London-based Bloomsbury Publishing Plc and found the entire book of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...and so he posted the spoilers online. here is JUST the story WITHOUT spoilers (trust me) and below is the actual text from the website insecure.org where the complete ending to the 7th and final Harry Potter book is supposedly listed. i went ahead and posted the actual spoilers below, but to see it, you'll have to actually highlight the text for yourself. if you're getting nervous, you better stop reading now. i'm not one for spoiling anything, and personally, i do not believe these spoilers are true, but just for the hell of it i went ahead and posted it here encrypted into the background so i can look back on July 21st when the book is released and see if "Gabriel" was right or if he was full of BS, which i presume...but the excitement and drama involved is pretty damn exciting and just plain funny. remember, the spoilers are below, but the story i linked to in this text is JUST the story i got from Drudge Report and doesn't have spoilers.
if you read this blog on a feed where the page is white and the text is dark, then stop reading now!
Dear my brothers,
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron. Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.
Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die. (boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!). The end.
Voldemort killed Hermione. Yes, that's true. And we knew that 2 days ago.
This is the end of the not yet published (someone could call that 0day) book
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows .
At the end of the story Hagrid was killed by Snape in the attempt of ambush Hermione and Ron. Ron and Hermione flees in privet drive but Voldermort, surprising them, engaged a magical duel with Ron and Hermione.
Voldemort attacked trough the imperius curse and Hermione, to protect the life of Ron fight hardly for more than 6 pages and then finally die. (boring, very boring... it's always the same story!)
Then, to make a long story short, Harry came up, killed all the bad guys and Hogwarts against became a good place to stay and have fun.
Ah, i missed one important information about Draco Malfoy, he started to create Horcrux (for fun and profit!). The end.
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This is my plan for the book - read it all day saturday when it comes out; don't listen to the radio, watch tv, go on the internet. Basically be a hermit until I finish the damn book and am forever free of spoilers
i am fairly certain that jk rowling (who ranks right up there with joss whedon for me) has circulated quite a few false endings to protect the actual book, which is what joss did with the fifth season of buffy. but after i get the book and read it in record time i'll let you know if its b.s. i know i know, i'm a big dork....
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